| 2009-11-02 | I see a great need for someone to market a product called
		"Fake Window" just so adverts for "Genuine Windows(tm)"
		don't look so idiotic. | 
	| 2010-03-23 | "Your email client cannot read this email."
		Well then, there wasn't much point sending it to me, was there? | 
	| 2010-05-19 | Best phishing email Subject: evah! "Attn: Dear Scam Victim" | 
	| 2010-10-05 | #IgNobel Prize for Management.
		How not to fall victim to the Peter Principle?
		Promote your worst employees.
		http://arxiv.org/abs/0907.0455 | 
	| 2011-02-21 | Dear scammers, personal ads that claim 1.7m height
		and <40kg weight (ie. BMI <14) and yet have a
		"well-endowed" headshot are a bit suspect... | 
	| 2013-06-24 | It occurs to me that online dating correspondence is
		like playing Finchley Central [see Wikipedia's quote
		in "Mornington_Crescent_(game)"] | 
	| 2020-07-21 | So what happens if you make your angle-grinder out of proteus? |